fifteen frames of fame.

there are supposedly fifteen minutes of fame set aside for each and everyone.

last night i was on current's "the rotten tomatoes show" providing a webcam review for land of the lost.

it's not worth a video upload to show you my cable debut... so here's the transcript of my scene.

"It was a horrible movie."

so magnificently round.

there are 30 frames per second on television.

i just used up 15 frames of my fame.

i use my fame sparingly.

26,985 frames to go!