there are supposedly fifteen minutes of fame set aside for each and everyone.
last night i was on current's "the rotten tomatoes show" providing a webcam review for land of the lost.
it's not worth a video upload to show you my cable debut... so here's the transcript of my scene.
"It was a horrible movie."
so magnificently round.
there are 30 frames per second on television.
i just used up 15 frames of my fame.
i use my fame sparingly.
26,985 frames to go!